i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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