Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
