If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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