hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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