Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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