i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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