have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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