i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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