My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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