your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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