Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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