Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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