I just threw up on my dentist
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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