Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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