Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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