As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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