Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I smell like Dick and happiness
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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