People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
