guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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