it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
