So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I cannot find my penis.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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