I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize
