Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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