Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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