i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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