Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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