I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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