Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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