sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Still dying that you shit outside
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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