I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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