is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
