i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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