Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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