yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
