My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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