it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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