genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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