It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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