i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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