He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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