By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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