Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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