I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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