I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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