I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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