So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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