this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
