Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I party with great urgency now.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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