she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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