i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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