I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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