So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Randomize
