I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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